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Audiobook Reviews :

“Narrator Michael Goldstrom matches Inkling’s mysterious background with an ambiguously shifting accent. He colors Emily Jenkins’s clever story with enthusiasm that highlights the humor in every predicament.” A.M.P. © AudioFile 2011, Portland, Maine [Published: AUGUST 2011]

Are you between the ages of 7 and 12 3/4? Do you wish you could read a spy novel and be on Facebook at the same time?

Now you can, with the new audiobook I’ve recorded: The Genius Files #1: Mission Unstoppable, by Dan Gutman.

The story follows two pre-teens as they use the powers of deduction and induction to solve the existential questions: who is trying to kill us and why are they dressed so stylishly?

It contains many international characters, and even more national intrigue.

Click to buy it on Amazon, or Itunes.

Mission Unstoppable #1: The Genius Files, by Dan Gutman, read by Michael Goldstrom

An interview with DJ MaDe iT. In honor of Mother’s Day (repost).

In honor of October, I’ve written a little poem in Spanglish. You may listen to my reading of it below:
Los Labryinth Del Octobres y Costumes

Octobres Octobres,
Los Month del Fun y magicales Costumes.
Qui hablo los languages del monstres and childrens
In Los Costumes magicales – tienes muchos Candies Bonitos.
Yumme Candie Bonitos! Mmmmm!
Pregunta una Ladie Pregnantes? Con los Candies Yummies?
Yo tengo unas magicales Costumes para Octobres.
Una magicales Costumes.
Para Octobres.

English Translation:

The Labryinth of October and Costumes

October, October
The Month of Fun, and magical Costumes.
Whoever speaks the language of monsters and children,
In magical Costumes, gets a lot of Great Candy.
Yummy Great Candy! Mmmmm!
Would you like to get a lady pregnant? With Yummy Candy?
I have a magical Costume for October.
A magical Costume.
For October.

Me after Lasik.

VOICE OVER REELS