Yes, Michael AND Dr. Fazni, are performing at The Association for the Promotion of Campus activities.
We were both confused for a time because we thought it was the All Pakistan Clerks Association, but when we arrived we only met one Sri Lankan!
Everyone else was American, and there were no clerks!
We’re here showcasing for a bajillion schools (an official new number since the Madoff scandal), and they will want us to perform for them throughout the country – because they’re in desperate need of multicultural, enlightened comedy. And Jews.
Fortunately, I happen to fulfill all of that.
We’re literally at a waterpark:

